THIS JUST IN!
Obama and Satan team up to ruin Christmas for white privileged American Christians. Uggs and yoga pants are also rumered to be tied to Satan and Obama!
This recent Bremerton High School Football Coach praying stuff wasn't much of a big deal to me until the Seattle Satanist got involved. Then I began to realize, I must really be losing my religion, cause Satanist being able to pray to the fucking devil ought to be just as much allowed at a High School Football game as a Christian coach praying...
What if you had spent 20 years giving your life to an institution, then as you began to see what was on top of it, knew you couldn’t do it anymore and resigned.
But instead of a thank you, you were given a bribe. A $12,000 nondisclosure agreement to keep you quite about your experience there. Then a threat that if you didn't sign it they would make you pay back the $22,000 scholarship money that had given you as a kid?